Today's idiot comes from CardsChat.
Online Poker
"For those of you not familiar with RNG's (random number generators) you may want to read this. I have been a part of developing RNG's for a few years. And would like online players to know that it is basically a "rigged" system. I know, I know, but just listen. Online poker sites are a business and they are not out to lose money or customers. Small money players ARE and WILL be the first to be sacrificed on these sites. Don't get me wrong if your playing freerolls to earn seats in events, Go for it. But as for putting your hard earned cash on these sites, that is a mistake. DoylesRoom uses the most annoying RNG ever created. FullTilt and BoDog use more "fairer" RNG systems. There is no way to actually simulate the shuffling of cards or the change in dealers. Some sites favor aggressive play and others favor smooth callers. YES THIS IS TRUE. Why do you think sites use the fact that these sites are for entertainmnet not gambling. Think hard about this. If you ran an online poker site would you really want the players that are dropping 2000 dollars a week to go play somewhere else? Absolutely not. Would you rather have a player that deposits 20 dollars and wins consistently or the 2000 dollar loser. Of course business minded people want the losers to stay on their sites.
Also if you think that all tables at every site are monitored for "cheats" you would be absolutely wrong!! This costs entirely too much money for sites and honestly it cannot be prevented. Especially in Sit and Go's. Sorry to burst everyones bubble but you would have more chances to win at live games in casinos. Of course you still have your cheats there, but they are alot easier to recognize with the actions and words they would have to use. For that info please check out my blog "How to spot cheats and uncool dealers" Anyway my best advice is to stay away from DoylesRoom, Pokerstars, and UltimateBet. Well really you should just avoid all online poker and hope that it comes to be illegal soon. They should only be limited to play money and freerolls. Let them make their money off of sponsors not good people like you and I. Thanks and stay away from online poker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Who knew that changing dealers in a casino made such a difference. No new decks online either! I half expected him to mention that you had less chance of sitting in a "hot" seat at home too since you likely only have 1 desk chair!
The sheer stupidity of it all is truly astounding.
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